thirstingaintdead:

Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.

At gunpoint everybody loves you!!

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i don’t “dress to impress” i dress to depress i wanna look so good that people hate themselves

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considerablybigben:

*puts down capri sun* i am ready for a sex

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